WINER DOG

The soft-touch body makes him feel way more premium than the price suggests, and he’s been a hit at every dinner party since he arrived. Guests can’t stop laughing when I pull the bottle out of his back—it’s such a clever little trick that actually works smoothly.

This dachshund’s been living on my coffee table for a week, and guests always do a double-take before realizing he’s actually a corkscrew. The way he sits there until you need him is a fun party trick, and his soft body makes twisting out a wine cork feel steadier than my old metal opener.

Took this little guy out after a rough Monday and he popped the cork clean off my favorite red without a wobble. The soft-touch body feels nice in the hand, almost like he's a tiny pet doing a trick just for you. Honestly, he's earned a permanent spot on the dinner table.